Isn't it about time we came up with a different name for the female sex organ? Because the three-letter word that begins with a c is downright crude.
Let's first name what we can describe with fitting words. And we'll start from what we see when a woman parts her legs ever so slightly.
The petals of the flower
From her belly downwards, we first see the mons pubis, a name derived from the Latin Mons veneris, the 'mound of Venus'. And as you know, Venus was the goddess of love. You can think of the mons as the pedestal that makes the little work of art stand out all the more beautifully. At the point where the mons disappears between the thighs, it splits into two large lips. Precisely. We've done our homework. Those are the labia majora, the outer lips.
Forgive us for falling silent
But that's because those lips look made to be kissed. The inner, or smaller, labia – which you could call the petals of the flower – she doesn't need to shave, for the simple reason that barely any hair grows there. And that, too, was thought through by the creator. Those lips are so beautiful in shape that pubic hair wouldn't do them justice. At the point where the inner labia meet just below the mons, they form the protective hood of the sensitive head of the clitoris.
You heard that right. Women have a glans. A glans with eight times as many nerve endings and therefore probably eight times as sensitive as ours. It's just a fair bit smaller. No, not our glans. Are you paying attention? We understand it's hard to stay focused, but follow our example. How do you think it is for us to share this with you? The clitoris consists of spongy tissue that fills with blood when aroused.
Miners' lamps and traffic jams
But there is one other difference, and that is that the clitoris is the only organ in a human being that exists solely and exclusively to give sexual pleasure. And to think that we men are always accused of finding sex so important. When she's aroused, you finally see why a comparison with a flower is so often made. With a little patience, love and moisture, she blossoms completely.
And now the crucial question: what should you call something so breathtakingly beautiful? Pussy? I don't think so. Pussies are also for cuddling, true, but if you do, you immediately get a mouthful of hair. Vagina? Not adequate enough. The vagina is the shaft where two-way traffic applies. For penises and for babies. Penises and babies, incidentally, are never on the same lane at the same time, and there's a right-of-way rule that penises always go first.
The vagina, roughly put, is the tunnel used for love. Ever heard the song Tunnel of Love? Precisely. So would you want to call this a tunnel? I don't think so. When we think of tunnels, we think of miners' lamps and long traffic jams. Which brings us to the c-word (named after the Greek fertility goddess Kunthus). You have cocks and you have c-words. We have no objection whatsoever to the word cock. A cock is, after all, a cock. Ours certainly looks like one.
Pleasant in the mouth
But the c-word? Everything is the c-word these days. You can be in a foul mood. You can hear a rubbish record. You can have eaten badly (food, that is). And the current forecasts for world peace are pretty dire too. There are exceptions. If you say to her one-on-one, that is, with no third parties around: 'Your little one tastes so good', you won't be taken to task for it. But otherwise the word is a flat-out insult, because, once again: everything is 'the c-word'. And if something is, then it's no good.
The Yoni Tantra is a religious text from Bengal, thought to have been written sometime in the 11th century by an even greater devotee than us. In that scripture the yoni – Sanskrit for the female sex – is venerated in divine fashion. About five years ago Rufus C. Camphausen wrote The Yoni: Sacred Symbol of Female Creative Power, a book we can warmly recommend, at least if you're interested in the subject.
Because it's also a name that sits pleasantly in the mouth, not so long ago I decided to call all of this yoni, then. Yoni, yoni, yoni – if you say it over and over, there's simply music in it...
p.s. And while we're at it: what do you think of a coarse word like 'going down' versus the clinical cunnilingus? Between those two ugly extremes lies a world of difference, and yet they mean the same thing. Could we come up with something for that too? Tongue-caressing? Sweet-savouring? You tell us!
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