Well, almost as good. But I want your attention. Hence that curiosity-piquing headline above this piece. I want your attention because this is a beautiful and instructive story.
It's about caressing. Not about massaging, which can also be lovely, but about running your fingertips over the body of your high class escort. You'll earn plenty of karma points that way! At least, if this beauty enjoys being caressed. Do try to find that out first, though. Because some women like it and some don't. And you're not doing it for yourself, but for her. Then again, that's not entirely true, because believe me: if you do it well, you'll get plenty of lovely attention in return.
A grandmaster of tickling
As a grandchild I loved being caressed. You read that right. I really do mean grandchild, not a small child. My grandmother, you see, was a grandmaster of tickling, as I called caressing when I was 12. I don't know when or how it ever began – those long weekend sessions, in which I would settle down to watch television and my grandmother would take a seat slightly behind me and caress me for hours, while I undressed more and more because every part of my body had to be attended to. But what I do remember is that my mother thought we were mad.
Bottom pushed back
She tolerated it, though, turning a blind eye, because if I was enjoying myself, she was happy. And it meant she was, for a while, free of her demanding mother, who devoted herself to her scratching task as if in a trance. And she did it phenomenally well. A year before I came to know another kind of climax, this was the highlight of my week. I swear it. Nothing was as delightful as feeling those fingertips making U-turns across my arms, shoulders, head, legs and bottom. Yes, really. Sometimes I'd sit bare-bottomed on the sofa and push my behind back so my grandmother could reach it more easily.
A different kind of climax
It wouldn't be possible now. Not only because my grandmother is long gone, but because as an adult you've learned that certain things are acceptable and certain things are not. But as an innocent child of twelve and a slightly mad grandmother of sixty, you couldn't care less about that.
When I grew up and, with lovers, began to devote myself to the aforementioned other kind of climax, there was still caressing, but only briefly, with the aim of getting things going. Not as a standalone event in its own right.
Ultimate relaxation
Until, a while ago, I held a woman in my arms who reminded me of my grandmother. Normally that wouldn't exactly be a compliment, but this magnificent woman loves to caress and to be caressed. And not necessarily in bed. But in front of the television. Only during a Netflix action series is she unavailable. Because that's too tense for this form of ultimate relaxation. But otherwise: for as long as possible. And I seem to be good at it too, because she regularly makes little sounds that leave nothing to the imagination. I'm even allowed to sit at her feet, which until recently was strictly off-limits.
Caressing tips
Here are my caressing tips. If you take them to heart, you'll score so many extra points with your high class escort that she'll never forget you – in the best possible way.
In this case we'll assume she's lying on her side beside you, in her bra and panties, with her back to you. You lie behind her with enough room to move your hand and fingers freely.
Caress with the tips of two or three fingers at most, and try to apply as little pressure to her skin as possible. Do it so lightly that sometimes your fingers don't even touch her skin.
Move from top to bottom, but not too hastily. Begin at her neck and move upwards with your fingers to just past the hairline. Don't caress through her hair. Women don't like that, because before you know it her hairstyle is a tangled mess.
Don't go criss-cross, up and down at random. It's far nicer to do it as deliberately and as slowly as possible. But don't linger too long in one spot either. Once you've done her neck, caress her shoulder blades, then run your fingertips along her one free arm (not the arm she's lying on, as that obviously won't work).
After a few minutes, slowly move down along her spine and caress – the spine lies horizontally – above the vertebrae and below the vertebrae. But also run your fingers down along her spine.
When you reach her bottom, skip it for now. You pick the caressing back up at the top of the backs of her legs, where her hamstrings are. This is a very sensitive spot, so try to apply a little more pressure if you want to keep her from giggling. The giggling isn't a problem, but it does break the magic.
You move further down to her calves and then slowly back up again. And now you do caress her bottom, along the line of her panties. What you do with your fingers after that is entirely up to the two of you.
Caressing. And not necessarily with a happy ending. I can warmly recommend it.