Respect the etiquette, enjoy, repeat.

CODE OF CONDUCT

IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO

THE FORMULA TO THE BEST EXPERIENCE

Contrary to popular belief, chemistry between two (or three) individuals isn't for sale by definition. Thus, in the world of high class escort companionship, we don't refer to 'ordering' an escort like a product or service, but to booking the time and attention your courtesan devotes to you. At the end of the day, a high class escort is "merely" a human being too, with feelings, norms and values. She's a lady, in the most respectful sense of the word. And despite her passion to immerse her client in pleasure and bliss, a high class escort responds to so much more than just a filled envelope. For our Secret Agents, their side job as a high class escort is everything but a routine job, nor does it involve doing something just because she got paid for it.

Your appointment is as exciting and intriguing to her as it is to you.

One of our core responsibilities is to create an as perfect as possible match, resulting in an unforgettable experience. However, it takes two to tango, and therefore we would kindly yet firmly like to ask you to take the following points of attention to heart, in order to assure yourself that your special time together exceeds all your expectations...

"Being a true gentleman has never gone out of fashion..."

OUR ETIQUETTE

GOOD MANNERS OPEN DOORS

Despite the fact that you compensate your Secret Agent(s) with a fee for the time, energy and effort she invests in you, you always reap what you sow, just like you do in many other aspects of life. Regardless of how many hours you book, you make a bigger impression with decent manners than with the amount you invest in her. In order for us to be and to remain of service to you, we kindly ask you to abide by the following rules of etiquette:

01

THE #1 GOLDEN RULE

Our team is inexhaustibly dedicated to creating unforgettable memories that don't only meet but preferably exceed expectations. Our high class escorts as well as we ourselves know why you might want to exchange contact details with her: You want to feel like that extra special client, different from her other clients (which, in our price range, are less than you may think). You'd like to need to spend less and less in order to keep meeting her, for example by excluding us as an agency. Maybe you even have some silent hope to at some point become 'friends with benefits', or even more than that. The reality is that we have extremely loyal relationship and close trust with our high class escorts, and they have chosen to work with an agency like ours precisely because they want to keep this 'undercover' part of their lives strictly separate from their private lives and careers. By bringing up the exchange of contact details, you not only put our Agent on the spot by giving her two options: 'reject' you or 'betray' us, but we also consider this an attempted theft. Such violations of our trust will therefore result in a listing on various blacklists which are continually shared between the various concierges within the high class escort branch.

02

RECEIVE HER IN A WELCOMING MANNER

It really doesn't take much effort to prevent your high class escort from getting thirsty, hungry or cold. Also, a space that is not tidy and/or clean does not contribute to a good first impression. Just don't forget to pay attention to her comfort and convenience. We also want to point out that a high class escort is not a sex machine who only comes to satisfy your erotic needs. She is a lady who has invested time and energy in you, not only during, but also in the run-up to your date. An approach along the lines of "I'm paying, so you'll do what I want, right?" may just result in a premature and unpleasant end to your date. Of course eroticism is an essential ingredient of your date, but it is and remains a date. Therefore, approach and treat your high class escort just like you would during a regular, unpaid date. In short: the nicer your high class escort feels, the more appreciation she will have for you. And guess who will reap the benefits...

03

MAINTAIN RESPECT FOR HER, AND FOR YOURSELF

It should go without saying that it's not particularly classy to try to bargain on a lady. Our agents aren't cattle on a market, but civilised courtesans with class and self-esteem. Because we're an escort agency and not a market place, we apply a zero tolerance policy on any attempts to negotiate rates, as well as any kind of rudeness, misplaced sarcasm, arrogance or physical or verbal violence. Misbehaviour as such will result in a premature and non-refundable termination of your date, followed by a report on the aforementioned shared blacklists.

04

BE CLEAN AND WELL GROOMED

Secret Agents guarantees that you'll always receive your high class escort in a clean, groomed condition and in a good mood. With that being said, just like you, our courtesans can be susceptible to their sense of smell and taste themselves. Therefore, please receive her in an equally appealing condition as well. If you find (French) kissing important, please pay close attention to your oral hygiene, even if you plan to take a shower together beforehand. You only get to make one first impression, so your efforts to receive her at your very best will be noticeably appreciated, and rewarded...

05

AVOID PAYMENT HASSLES

In order to avoid any uncomfortable money-related awkwardness, please make sure to prepare your escort's fee (preferably in an unsealed envelope) and fulfil your due payment within the first 10 minutes after her arrival. In case you wish to extend your time together, please ensure that you're able to pay the applicable fee before that extended period commences. In case you don't have immediate access to sufficient cash for the extension of your date, we can gladly provide you with a payment link for any online payment method, including crypto. After we have verified payment, we'll confirm with your escort that she can proceed with your date.

06

AVOID UNPLEASANT SURPRISES

The hourly rates on our site apply to the presence of and physical contact with one person only (in most cases this will be yourself). There is absolutely nothing wrong with proposing to take a high class escort to a house or hotel party. However, as soon as the temperature rises, she will only be seen undressed and touched by you, behind closed doors, unless agreed otherwise in advance. In case your high class escort is open to being watched and/or touched in an intimate manner by others as well, a surcharge per additional person will apply. If you know in advance that such a situation may arise, we request you to inform us in advance. In all other cases, please take your high class companion apart to discuss this with her in private, before putting her on the spot.

CONSULT, SOW, HARVEST.

TOGETHER WE'LL TURN YOUR DREAMS INTO REALITY

OUR EXPECTATION MANAGEMENT

WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM US?

In the high class escort segment, you don't pay for the act of sexual intercourse or 'per climax', but for the time and attention an escort invests in you from the moment she starts preparing herself at home, travels to you and spends her time with you until the last minute of your booking duration. However, we understand that you have certain expectations that go a little further than just 'showing up'.

Because both we and our high class escorts place great value on recurring clients, managing expectations and fulfilling agreements are absolute key. In order to avoid any disappointments, we warmly invite you to inform us in advance about any specific wishes you may have.

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